I don’t have any cohesive thoughts left for today, so let’s play it Virginia Woolf, stream of consciousness style, shall we?

• I haven’t slept in like 3 nights. I can seriously feel my thoughts moving through my brain like mud. It’s not pleasant.

• There’s a new chick at work. I don’t like her. She’s snooty and sits in the cube right behind mine. Aside from not liking her, she scares me. First, I heard her say during a cell phone call, “That would be easier if you had a gun.” Now, that’s not something one wants to hear anyone say, but I was willing to think maybe she was speaking of a staple gun or something. Yes, please gods, let it be a home improvement project. Today, during another cell phone call, she said, “Yeah, but what are you going to do with his body. You can’t just bury it in the backyard. There are laws against that.”

I want to sit somewhere else now. Please. Thank you.

• I don’t know if I love the new theme I am using. It feels summery. We’ll give it a shot.

• There’s this guy at work, that I swear, all he does is talk on the phone. And not at his desk. He uses the conference room next to my boss’ office. You would think this would cut down on the noise, but no. So he’s in there today, being very loud, so loud that I can hear every word he is saying and the door is shut. I had semi-tuned him out until I heard, “It’s just rude! I was blowing him and he fucking farted!” I immediately got an IM from my boss that read, “OMG, TMI, TMI, TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” I walked by her office about 10 minutes later, after we had heard a story about faulty lube and an all male threesome. She had her head down on her desk with her hands clamped over her ears.

• I got a Blackberry. I lurves it! Only I covered it in a pink case and turned the display and all the icons pink, so really, it’s a Pinkberry.

• I just had my Denversary. I’ve been here five months. Wow.

• I posted some pictures on Flickr of our trip to Pearl Street in Boulder. I wish I had taken more pics.

• This weekend, I will relax. I will, goddammit. I will find the means to unwind. I will unfunk my chi, align my chakras, cleanse my karma, become zen like in every single way. Or else I am buying a bottle of Grey Goose, popping a straw in the top, and calling it even.