Remember the phone I just bought? Well, I have to take the friggin’ thing back to the store. Much like I guessed, it totally sucks. No one can hear me when I am talking on it. Stupid piece of shit!

My phone is dying. I don’t know what’s wrong with it, but it doesn’t want to turn on and it’s all static-y. It’s probably from over-use, but whatever. So I ran to Best Buy to check out the prices. Holy Hecate were they expensive! I couldn’t get close to a cordless phone with caller ID in the handset for less that $100. FOR A PHONE! I only paid $30 for my cell phone and it can take pictures, for shit’s sake! I was mightily pissed off, let me tell ya. I zoomed across the street to Wal-mart, one of the lesser rings of Hell, where I was able to find a GE phone with a built in answer machine in the base for $40. The reviews on Amazon are terrible and I am sure this phone is a big ol’ piece of shit, but it was all my broke ass could afford.

$100 for a phone…not bloody likely even if I had the money. Price gouging bastards!

I have deemed today to be Disco Friday ? ! Being that I have nothing to say, let’s just have some music, shall we? Remember to right click and save to your hard drive or I will be forced to kick you.

• Abba- Dancing Queen

• The Bee Gees- Stayin’ Alive
• Diana Ross- Upside Down
• Donna Summer- Hot Stuff
• Donna Summer- Last Dance
• Donna Summer- On the Radio
• Thelma Houston- Don’t Leave Me this Way
• KC & the Sunshine Band- Get Down Tonight

Everyone dance! *Does the hustle*

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.